ninja lessons

lesson 1, look like a ninja:

- clickety clack, don't smoke crack -

random quote of the day

from No. 1 in 'from russia with love':

"let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one"

E.A.T. lyrics

E.A.T. stands for 'Eating A Tumor'. Me and Joss have just written it, death metal to the max:

(screaming)
HUNGRYYYYYYY!
FOR CANCERRRRRR!

(gruff barking vocals)
Finaly, a job as a hospital janitor,
Promotion, my work is to dispose,
of cancer riddled human organs,
but I don't destroy them,
I put them in a sack,
and take them home.

(chorus)
I, want to consume,
the cancer of a bloody womb,
rotten it lies in a tomb,
consume, CONSUME!

(verse 2)
naked I cook up my feast,
caress with the stench of dead meat,
infected breasts,
I like to dissect,
but the tumours of babies,
is what I like best

(chorus)

(barely distinguishable grunting and screaming)
suddenly, the milkman comes over,
so I have to cut out all his internal organs,
thus I had myself a lovely dessert,
I wear his intestines now as a belt.

(screaming outro)
RAKINGGGG!



be worried. be very worried.

randominal doodle

stoner link...

here's a fuckin great site, pretty original, pretty crazy, check out "the house sitter" in the video section, fuckin ace!

http://www.billyharvey.com/

awesome sign...

beware of the dog...

free art!

whilst on a drawing mission the other day I found a couple of broken tiles, so I had myself a little doodle and left them in this little 'free art' gallery on the cricket building forecourt. A few days later I came back, and to my suprise they were still there. so we added some flapjack.

stoned thought for the day

how can alcoholics anonymous be anonymous when the first thing you do is say "hello, my name is..." ?!

check this shit out...

crappy pic...
"trust your nonsense at any time"

welcome...

...to the realms of nonsense mwah ha ha ha!