<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528</id><updated>2011-04-21T23:03:56.311Z</updated><title type='text'>the realms of nonsense</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112403687579457323</id><published>2005-08-14T16:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-14T16:28:32.050Z</updated><title type='text'>ninja lessons</title><content type='html'>lesson 1, look like a ninja:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/ninjalesson.jpg"&gt; - clickety clack, don't smoke crack - &lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112403687579457323?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112403687579457323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112403687579457323' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112403687579457323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112403687579457323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/ninja-lessons.html' title='ninja lessons'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112395996136201634</id><published>2005-08-13T19:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-13T19:06:01.366Z</updated><title type='text'>random quote of the day</title><content type='html'>from No. 1 in 'from russia with love':&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112395996136201634?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112395996136201634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112395996136201634' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112395996136201634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112395996136201634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/random-quote-of-day.html' title='random quote of the day'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112381050472249852</id><published>2005-08-12T01:26:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-12T01:35:04.726Z</updated><title type='text'>E.A.T. lyrics</title><content type='html'>E.A.T. stands for 'Eating A Tumor'. Me and Joss have just written it, death metal to the max:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(screaming)&lt;br /&gt;HUNGRYYYYYYY!&lt;br /&gt;FOR CANCERRRRRR!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(gruff barking vocals)&lt;br /&gt;Finaly, a job as a hospital janitor,&lt;br /&gt;Promotion, my work is to dispose,&lt;br /&gt;of cancer riddled human organs,&lt;br /&gt;but I don't destroy them,&lt;br /&gt;I put them in a sack,&lt;br /&gt;and take them home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(chorus)&lt;br /&gt;I, want to consume,&lt;br /&gt;the cancer of a bloody womb,&lt;br /&gt;rotten it lies in a tomb,&lt;br /&gt;consume, CONSUME!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(verse 2)&lt;br /&gt;naked I cook up my feast,&lt;br /&gt;caress with the stench of dead meat,&lt;br /&gt;infected breasts,&lt;br /&gt;I like to dissect,&lt;br /&gt;but the tumours of babies,&lt;br /&gt;is what I like best&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(chorus)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(barely distinguishable grunting and screaming)&lt;br /&gt;suddenly, the milkman comes over,&lt;br /&gt;so I have to cut out all his internal organs,&lt;br /&gt;thus I had myself a lovely dessert,&lt;br /&gt;I wear his intestines now as a belt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(screaming outro)&lt;br /&gt;RAKINGGGG!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;be worried. be very worried.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112381050472249852?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112381050472249852/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112381050472249852' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112381050472249852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112381050472249852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/eat-lyrics.html' title='E.A.T. lyrics'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112368927145966867</id><published>2005-08-10T15:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-10T15:54:31.463Z</updated><title type='text'>randominal doodle</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://xs41.xs.to/pics/05323/parasite01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://xs41.xs.to/pics/05323/parasite01.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112368927145966867?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112368927145966867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112368927145966867' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112368927145966867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112368927145966867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/randominal-doodle.html' title='randominal doodle'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112367910587876949</id><published>2005-08-10T12:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-10T13:05:05.883Z</updated><title type='text'>stoner link...</title><content type='html'>here's a fuckin great site, pretty original, pretty crazy, check out "the house sitter" in the video section, fuckin ace!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.billyharvey.com/"&gt;http://www.billyharvey.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112367910587876949?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112367910587876949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112367910587876949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112367910587876949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112367910587876949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/stoner-link.html' title='stoner link...'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112363414547132450</id><published>2005-08-10T00:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-10T00:35:45.470Z</updated><title type='text'>awesome sign...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7839/1406/1600/crazy%20sign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7839/1406/320/crazy%20sign.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112363414547132450?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112363414547132450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112363414547132450' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112363414547132450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112363414547132450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/awesome-sign.html' title='awesome sign...'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112363381110911733</id><published>2005-08-10T00:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-10T00:30:11.113Z</updated><title type='text'>beware of the dog...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://picturesofwa.temp.powweb.com/gallerypics/050705/05_sarcastic.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://picturesofwa.temp.powweb.com/gallerypics/050705/05_sarcastic.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112363381110911733?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112363381110911733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112363381110911733' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112363381110911733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112363381110911733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/beware-of-dog.html' title='beware of the dog...'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112362892155489951</id><published>2005-08-09T23:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-09T23:08:41.556Z</updated><title type='text'>free art!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://freeart.bravehost.com/img25.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://freeart.bravehost.com/img25.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;whilst on a drawing mission the other day I found a couple of broken tiles, so I had myself a little doodle and left them in this little 'free art' gallery on the cricket building forecourt. A few days later I came back, and to my suprise they were still there. so we added some flapjack.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112362892155489951?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112362892155489951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112362892155489951' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112362892155489951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112362892155489951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/free-art.html' title='free art!'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112361641279538571</id><published>2005-08-09T19:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-09T19:40:12.796Z</updated><title type='text'>stoned thought for the day</title><content type='html'>how can alcoholics anonymous be anonymous when the first thing you do is say "hello, my name is..." ?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112361641279538571?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112361641279538571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112361641279538571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112361641279538571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112361641279538571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/stoned-thought-for-day.html' title='stoned thought for the day'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112360318530588369</id><published>2005-08-09T15:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-09T16:02:23.393Z</updated><title type='text'>check this shit out...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b22/_nonsense_/atanytime.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b22/_nonsense_/atanytime.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;crappy pic...&lt;br /&gt;"trust your nonsense at any time"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112360318530588369?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112360318530588369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112360318530588369' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112360318530588369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112360318530588369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/check-this-shit-out.html' title='check this shit out...'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15257528.post-112360259817497521</id><published>2005-08-09T15:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2005-08-09T15:49:58.173Z</updated><title type='text'>welcome...</title><content type='html'>...to the realms of nonsense  mwah ha ha ha!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15257528-112360259817497521?l=nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/feeds/112360259817497521/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15257528&amp;postID=112360259817497521' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112360259817497521'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15257528/posts/default/112360259817497521'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nonsenseblogger.blogspot.com/2005/08/welcome.html' title='welcome...'/><author><name>nonsense</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06251181615596877284</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
